he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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