babies were throwing up all over the place
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
What a dumb baby whore.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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