My room smells like vodka and shame
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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