I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Why is your signature on my underwear?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
