do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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