i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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