i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You need a sexual gate keeper
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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