Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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