My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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