i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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