Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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