Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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