so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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