Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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