So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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