Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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