One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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