Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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