she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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