marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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