I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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