all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Bring me that man meat
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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