I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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