I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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