I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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