i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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