Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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