It's Friday. Sex?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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