There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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