If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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