it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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