dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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