i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Banned from zoo.
Again?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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