Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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