I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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