Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
ok first of all what the fuck
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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