Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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