what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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