do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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