i would punch a child for taco bell
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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