definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
did i just pee glitter
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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