Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
be right there i have to get my cape
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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