I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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