bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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