Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
