if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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