Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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