He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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