if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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