I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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