Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
