using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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